A Canadian Handshake is actually a reach-around. It can be done on both sexes; on a guy it's a handjob from behind, on women it's a pussy/clit fondling/fingering from behind.
"Laura sat in the back seat of the car last night just so she could see if she could give me a Canadian Handshake without anyone noticing."
by lagmeister January 11, 2009
Get the canadian handshake mug.A redneck that possesses all the positive traits of a typical American redneck such as creativeness and handiness, but none of the bad traits such as violence or racism.
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Aside from what people think, We are not bear-basting hockey lovers. I actually HATE hockey, and I do not drink bear. Canada is a very laid back country, meaning you could smoke a
blunt on the street and nobody would care, not even the cops, It is rare they will arrest you for it, they usually take a couple bucks from your wallet or smoke with you. Worse crimes
such as heavy drug trade (cocaine, heroin) are not tolerated, You will be prosecuted for a LONG time if you are caught with it. Crime, it seems to be mostly in Toronto, but significantly less then most countries. And for stereotypes, that like to view us on our couch, drinking a beer, watching
hockey on TV, Your wrong... Infact, I don't know anybody who does that.
A few facts...
-Our rocket ships, are not made out of wood.
-We rarely say "Eh"
-We have the best weed
-We do not live in igloo's
-We do not travel by dog sled
-We cannot ice-skate on our roads
-We do not hate America, we hate their president
-We do not start random wars with people
-Our flag is rarely burned (Yay!)
blunt on the street and nobody would care, not even the cops, It is rare they will arrest you for it, they usually take a couple bucks from your wallet or smoke with you. Worse crimes
such as heavy drug trade (cocaine, heroin) are not tolerated, You will be prosecuted for a LONG time if you are caught with it. Crime, it seems to be mostly in Toronto, but significantly less then most countries. And for stereotypes, that like to view us on our couch, drinking a beer, watching
hockey on TV, Your wrong... Infact, I don't know anybody who does that.
A few facts...
-Our rocket ships, are not made out of wood.
-We rarely say "Eh"
-We have the best weed
-We do not live in igloo's
-We do not travel by dog sled
-We cannot ice-skate on our roads
-We do not hate America, we hate their president
-We do not start random wars with people
-Our flag is rarely burned (Yay!)
Some people think that Canada is icey, and some people think it is a big forest. Wait - how can an igloo be in a forest.
by Mr_Canada June 2, 2008
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Dom: hell no what is this? Canada?
Bobby: Dude i just t-bagged the hell out of this midget!
Zak: Me too
Danny: im only a hooker on thursdays
Matt: what is this? Canada?
Dom: hell no what is this? Canada?
Bobby: Dude i just t-bagged the hell out of this midget!
Zak: Me too
Danny: im only a hooker on thursdays
Matt: what is this? Canada?
by micky v! June 3, 2009
Get the What is this? Canada? mug.This hoser was really pissin me off so I smashed my beer bottle and stabbed him with the ole Canadian Switchblade...
by Ewan Whatarmy March 27, 2010
Get the Canadian Switchblade mug.a cool country, but most of the definitions by canadians or canadian supporters always bring up the US in thier arguement. Find something else to exploit. Most of the entries here state that america was racist, well incase you didnt notice, that statement is discrimitory.
"Americans are all racist, too bad im too stupid to notice what i just said was along the lines of racism"
by Vic April 22, 2004
Get the canada mug.1. A wrestling move popularized in America by Canadian wrestler Petey Williams. Basically, the opponent backdrops the executor who hangs on and flips the opponent into a piledriver.
2. A person who destroys Canadians.
2. A person who destroys Canadians.
by Tromaville February 26, 2006
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