Cancer

Basically anything that basic white girls consume or use.

Jocelyn: "You up for some Starbucks?"
Simon: "Hell no. Starbucks is so fucking cancerous."

by The Deer Leader May 2, 2017

party cancer

The dude - who by his very force of personality (or lack thereof) kills any semblance of a festive atmosphere.

So, we were at this party. Having a pretty good time. Then, this dude walks over and starts talking about his dog that he just put down. Instant party cancer...

by Heffe Mopak February 1, 2014

cancer

A boy named nicholas alan weiss

damn, nick is so cancer.

by cancerdefinition October 26, 2019

Cancer

Meeting an Unturned player called Hadith, toxic, rude, overall braindead. Cancer only barely scrapes by as a descriptor for Hadith

God, I can't believe that Cancer Hadith is still lingering around.

by Blixt May 25, 2022

Cancer

Logan Paul and Jake Paul

Child:Jake paul is cool! Docter: It seems your son contracted cancer

by AntiJakePauler June 30, 2020

Cancer

1. Horrible internet content that makes you cringe.

2. The zodiac sign for the crab.
3. When a cell's division grows out of control and the cell doesn't really do anything, causing only problems.

1. Man 1: Have you seen the newest Fortnite video? Man 2: Yeah, it's cancer.

2. Man 1: What's your sign? Man 2: Cancer. Man 1: Is that a joke of some sorts? Man 2: No.

3. Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you that you have breast cancer. Man: But I'm a guy!

by TheO0032 April 15, 2019

cancer wigging

In business or government, treating the wrong or a merely derivative problem by strictly cosmetic means, as in offering a cancer patient a wig to conceal hair loss suffered as a result of chemotherapy; cosmetic solutions to unintended consequences of another action or lack of action; improving the appearance but not the solution of a root cause problem; treating effects, but not causes, for sake of appearance.
State governments that propose driver's licenses or guest worker programs for illegal immigrants are doing nothing more than cancer wigging. The Federal Government is cancer wigging when it mails out stimulus checks as the economy crumbles.

Gasoline tax holidays are no more than cancer wigging a failed energy policy

by smartist June 11, 2008