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chemeketa

A place where kids go after Mac High or Salem schools in Oregon to fondle eachother and have lots of fun.
It is a community college.
Student 1: like omg chemeketa comunity college is amazing.
Student 2: wow like ugh sudfhak skjahdfajdfkjadfgjka
student 3: was shot in the head.
by Hovonne September 29, 2007
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Clement

To Clement.
You've just really clemented then.
You have so not just clemented?!
by Jim Stallone April 16, 2009
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cement mixer

Grabbing a male's genitals and squeezing, twisting, and pulling them. Once someone has successfully completed a cement mixer, that person must yell the words 'CEMENT MIXER'.
Jim: So Fred did you get the memo i sent la...
George: CEMENT MIXER!
Jim: Ouch.
by thefatek November 17, 2010
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clementi

Muzio Clementi
(1752-1832)
Italian classical composer, first to write specifically for the piano. Rather obscure to the general public, but featured often in the Canadian Royal Conservatory of Music repertoire, in the higher grades. Based on my own expericence, specially loved by students of the piano.
Has anyone else loved learning anything from Clementi's Opus 36?
by andò? July 16, 2008
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Creamed On

when a hockey player lifts an opponents stick and scores a goal.
Marian Gaborik of the Minnesota Wild lifted the defenders stick and scored a goal. He just creamed on the defender.
by hockeyfan111 February 26, 2009
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Clementia

Clementia is the Greek Goddess of forgiveness.

When an individual makes a mistake on their part and have graciously been blessed with forgiveness by the upset individual, it is customary practice in Ancient Greece to travel to where the ancient statue of Clementia stands and complete a forgiveness ritual. The ritual includes thanking Clementia for her kind gift of forgiveness and also to thank the individual who has accepted your apology.
Upon reaching the great foot hills of Olympus.

*kneeling down by the statue*
Clara: "dear mother Clementia. Thank you forgiveness and i thank the person i thank the person who forgave me..."

Clementia: "CLAAAAARRRAAA... i heard you made a boo boo. This is serious problems... we may need to consult the vatican"

Clara: *eyes wide in fear* "no dear mother, for the love of god please I promise i'll never do it again... i mean YOU SPOKE?"

Clementia: "Okay my child, i'll still have to consult with Zeus, however."

2 hours later:

Clementia: "Its okay. Zeus has give the green light... you may continue on your travels now."

Clara: "Thank you God and Thank you Clementia..."
by Clara.blond June 2, 2010
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cement filling

When a girl has all three holes filled by different guys and they all cum at the same time, they then proceed to yell break time and leave her to dry out.
Kristen got a cement filling last night from Corey, James, and Austin.
by BackB0ne November 4, 2015
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