a word formerly defining the sex move where you take a girl and put her on her head with her backside facing toward you. You proceed to screw her up the ass. At this point in time, you shove a funnel in the vagina and proceed to pour a quart of motor oil down it. After the motor oil can is empty, and your about to blow your load, you remove the funnel and spew in the vagina. Next you use your fingers like a dipstick and mix up the mixture in a "cranking" motion. Enjoy!
This version only allows the female to enjoy once, so the working definition had to be changed...see above
A term used to refer to a person who is extremely cranky, irratable, or grumpy. It can also be used to refer to someone who is a perpetual pessimist, or a constant downer.
Gertrude makes sure to get a lot of sleep at night so she isn't a crank a zank the following day.