horizontal crab nigga

a black guy lying on the floor in handcuffs

''what is that''
''that is a horizontal crab nigga m'lord''
-my uncle

by whiteboyshit August 31, 2014

Crabs in a bucket

"Crabs in a bucket" is the term to describe a male tea bagging his partner while his genital area is infested with "crabs" or pubic lice.

"Hey guys, last night was amazing, I got to experience crabs in a bucket and everything!"

by Thrustismyhandle July 22, 2018

Crab Hands

When your hands start to make shapes similar to that of a crabs hand/claw while playing Guitar Hero. Also known as Guitarthritis.
Some also call it Crabbing which is the the actual process of getting crab hands.

John Hey look at my note streak
Dave Nice keep it going
John Oooh god...im crabbing!!!!
Dave Man that was not a good time for crab hands.
John Your telling me.

by DFTOcelot October 16, 2008

Crabs and cheese

When you get some crabs from a prostitute and dip them inside your dick cheese when you're hungry

Crabs and cheese a nice after school snack says Richard

by Shitmemesandreposts November 24, 2020

Mississippi Crab Blaster

When a man from the US South farts on another man's dick. The recipient of the fart usually has gonorrhea.

Hey there Bob, thanks for that Mississippi crab blaster last night!

by Your mother's worst nightmare May 18, 2010

Alaskin snow crab

The use of using feces that has been defecated in a straight line and frozen as a dildo

last night jannie used my alaskin snow crab that i made after we had the big dinner at Chilis

by maroonblood March 15, 2009

Alabama crab dangle

Involves crabs and dangling, ie one from the southern states infested with lice, engaging in acrobatic intercourse, with man woman or beast.

Cleetus crab dangled the prize hog, when his momma found out she burned his pubes off wid a blow torch till he wus clean

by Gwando November 9, 2003