A Cortlan is someone you want to have around for the rest of your life. Not only are they super friendly and charismatic to everyone around them (due to them being naturally attractive), but when you’re close to them they’ll be a loyal and honest friend. Did I mention they’re a great supporter too? They’ll always be down for an adventure. Especially since they are naturally witty and intelligent. Being in a romantic relationship with a Cortlan is never boring and always filled with tons of affection, along with occasional cheesiness. Your days will always be brighter with a Cortlan in your life.
by Tangerinilinguini September 17, 2023
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Greg: What the hell are you talking about?
Charlotta: I don't know, it's my randomous cortex talking.
Charlotta: I don't know, it's my randomous cortex talking.
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A term used to describe someone who has 75 credits in their senior year of high school and goes 0 and 9 in rainbow six siege.
Wow he’s a real edgar cortez! He’s failed math one 3 times over the course of four years and now works at a Dunkin’ Donuts
by Ronald McDonald Raegan July 10, 2022
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I stood awestruck at the back of the room, staring at her as she spoke to the sold-out auditorium, feeling her words in my loins, realizing I had gone full frontal cortex!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2023
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by Korey Dell December 28, 2005
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Synonym: courtesy suck
Synonym: courtesy suck
The old queen was corpulent and years past his prime, but the young twink took pity upon him and, much to the old man's delight, gave him a courtesy fuck that caused him to squeal in porcine delight.
by Victor Felix September 6, 2005
Get the courtesy fuck mug.Courtney or Courtenay came to England with the Norman Conquest in 1066. There various places in Northern France named Courtenay, as well as the Courtenay family being an important dynasty in the Middle Ages, both in France and in England, where they are the Earls of Devon. Courtney has also been associated with the French nickname 'court nez' meaning short or snub-nosed. Short-nosed.
Of the Court.
Famous female bearers include musician Courtney Love, actress Courtney Cox and actress Courtney Thorne-Smith. A male bearer is musician Courtney Taylor-Taylor.
Of the Court.
Famous female bearers include musician Courtney Love, actress Courtney Cox and actress Courtney Thorne-Smith. A male bearer is musician Courtney Taylor-Taylor.
"She has shuch a cute, Courtney nose!"
"My wife, Courtney is the most beautiful and talented woman you will ever meet!"
"Mr. Courtney is my science teacher."
"My wife, Courtney is the most beautiful and talented woman you will ever meet!"
"Mr. Courtney is my science teacher."
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