1) A condition where every time you go online you forget why you came online. 2)Memory lapses due to relying on web searches for all your info ("Googling it" too often). 3) In ability to learn anything new about computers, while still knowing everything relevant 10 years ago.
1) I came online to do something, but now I forgot, must be coming down with Computerzheimers
2) Sure call Steve at home and he has all the answers, ask him when he's away from an internet connection and you realize he has Computerzheimers
3) Dad is very geeky, but his Computerzheimers is starting to show.
2) Sure call Steve at home and he has all the answers, ask him when he's away from an internet connection and you realize he has Computerzheimers
3) Dad is very geeky, but his Computerzheimers is starting to show.
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