chew

Having little to no qualities or favorable characteristics. Also commonly used to describe something that is busted, hella-lame, bush-league, or relates to The Bunch, St. Nick, or Billy.

Good God, the jams at this place are so fucking chew I want to burn it down., or

Don - Yo Five, I gotta miss the game today cause I have a hella - stinger in belly from last night.

Five - Chewwww!

chew by DDG III October 11, 2007

Chevy Cavalier 

A tri-colored automobile, due to the wearing off of paint, that will progress through a series of equally painful "crap modes" throughout it's far too short life. In these modes, the car will be unable to accelerate, turn on, or perform other necessary tasks. However, despite the world of trouble and pain, the Cavalier instills a sense of fierce loyalty and pride.

(Person A): What is that awful clanking sound?
(Person B): Yeah, that's just B squared D trying to coast into a parking spot, since his car won't accelerate and cuts out everytime he slows below 20 miles per hour.
(Person A): Wow, why does he keep that piece of junk?
(Person B): Are you serious? Man, he has a fierce sense of loyalty toward that beast...until he sold it for $30 to a random guy...

Chevy Cavalier by goat September 13, 2004

cheryl blossom

The evil red headed bitch who had no idea she was a drug heiress

Oh shit she's pulling a Cheryl blossom

cheryl blossom by Huffleclaw June 29, 2017

Chewbacca Mayonaise 

when one blows a huge load, one hypothetically simalar to that that chewbacca would blow.

i was think about your mom last night and BAM! chewbacca mayonaise.

Chewbacca Mayonaise by nickog June 21, 2006

Big League Chew 

(n.) - Upon successfully performing the pink sock, one then cums upon said pink sock and begins to chew enthusiastically on the glazed remains.

Guy 1: Dude, I had the best-tasting Big League Chew last night!!
Guy 2: Oh really? Was it grape?
Guy 1: No. It was Amber.

Big League Chew by Ankylosaurus March 5, 2012

Chevy Cavalier 

Easily the worst car in automobile history. Can be found being drivin by pedofile 20 year old men that wear backwards caps and wife beaters.
In attempts to making their car look japanese, these drivers will attach poorly installed underbody lights and unattractive altezza style taillights.

"That guy driving that Chevy Cavalier should sell his car, buy a gun with the money, and shoot himself."

Chevy Cavalier by Pompey-San November 28, 2003

chew gash 

eating pussy

I chewed her gash

chew gash by Conan September 7, 2003