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The Clownataur

The Clownataur is a mythical beast. It is a cross between a minotaur and a clown. It rides a customized tandem bike with the middle handlebars removed. The tandem bike has very rusty wheels and makes a squeeking sound when they spin. It is said that the Clownataur lives on themoors between Leek and Buxton. The Clownataur likes to stalk people at night then rape them. After the attack it sexually degrades you by saying that you smell like cheese and onion crisps.
I was walking home the other night and i was attacked by the Clownataur.
by Neil Bothamley January 4, 2009
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The clown show

A show made up about clowns in the Newton fan
Hidla is a clown at the clown show. Oh Newton my son come watch the CLOWN SHOW WITH ME .
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clownshoes

1) A hopeless loser. An awkward, unattractive, and otherwise inept individual. Also known as a powertool.

2) A nickname for someone with the initials "C" and "S."
1) Way to miss the game-winning shot, clownshoes.

2) Hey ClownShoes, what's up?
by Whohah April 25, 2003
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loose as a clowns pocket

that Sian Mgee is as loose as a clowns pocket
by billy bob May 14, 2003
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insane clown pussies

The worst god damn duo to ever live actually not the worst there has to be a different word to use to insure everyone that icp should be killed when spotted anywhere along with that dumbass group twisted the only thing twisted or crossed about them is there sexuallity. i think that icp and twisted and the juggalos or juggahoes or jugga wut ever the fuck they are, are a discrace to life. the only reason they call the fans juggalos is because the juggle icp's small ass balls in their mouth and then juggle their cum in their throut to swallow it.
by J. Dizzle the first August 21, 2006
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Down To Clown

When a person is willing to engage in promiscuous and/or after hours activities with you.
“Did you say hey to Sara while you were at the bar?” “Yeah we hung out all night and she was all over, she’s totally down to clown.”
by McDoogle February 15, 2018
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clownin

A term used to describe how dumb a person looks while doing something. May also be used to describe how retarded a person looks.
Did you see that janitor with red hair driving the EZ-GO? He was clownin!
by Limblessless August 23, 2006
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