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butthole pussy

When the taint is too short and the poopoo gets on the pussy.
" Damn! I pooped my pants and it got all up in my butthole pussy."
by Jefferey Suttbag April 15, 2021
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butthole

i sniff butthole
by criptic guy April 19, 2018
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butthole battle cry

A hardy roar that must be given when you graze your lovers or sex partners butthole with thy finger in a circular motion, tracing thy butthole. Actions after this are up to the battle-crier.
When I grazed her butthole with my finger, I gave my hardy butthole battle cry so she knew I meant business.
by Sox773 January 3, 2019
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August 8th - National show your butthole day

On August 8th, you must show you butthole to anyone who reminds you of this day, or you can show someone you butthole yourself without any repercussions
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August 8th - National show your butthole day

Hey Hannah, today August 8th!

Yeah and?,

It's National show your butthole day, let's see your star fish

Fuuuuuuuck fine but no pictures!
by Anon2! :) August 8, 2022
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UBS (unstable butthole syndrome)

UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is a condition that forms in males or females usually brought on by hot wings, bean soup, cheap late night burritos, or extremely spicy food. Causes your butthole to feel like there’s a blow torch by it all day and you feel like you will blow a hole in your underwear without warning.
Jim: hey Fred you going to the gym tonight?
Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night
by Mjc1125 December 3, 2018
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butthole blitz

the art of deception where you plan to have vaginal sex however at the very last second you put it in the butthole & go for as long as you can.
last night we were gonna have sex than boom butthole blitz
by a tamborelli October 9, 2020
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Butthole Blowjob

Its like a blowjob, but with a butthole. Yes, it sounds similar to anal, but I can assure you it is much better.
"Dude, *insert slutty name here* gave me an awesome Butthole Blowjob last night."
by Ragefulredhead April 17, 2020
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