Total Bullshit

A total lie even if my friend can't see his dick moving girlfriend do it.

After having plans to hang out... girlfriend "i can't hang out"
Me "Thats Total bullshit

by al;sdkfja;sdlkfj January 29, 2009

Mickey Mouse Bullshit

When you get ripped off or cheated.

WTF IS THIS MICKEY MOUSE BULLSHIT!!!!

by Zoubrasauce August 16, 2009

Bullshit Bible Joint

A joint rolled from a prison Bible.
You know, those fake ass Bibles?

Josh: Rip me a page from that little ass Bible.
Me: Why?
Josh: I'm gonna roll a Bullshit Bible Joint.

by SwagPenguin September 6, 2011

back on my bullshit

To be "back on your bullshit" means to have recently come in contact with an ex-partner or begin to feel nostalgic for them or your relationship together, even after you say you've moved on.

Caitlin: You kissed your ex at that New Year's party? You broke up with them a year ago!
Brian: Sorry babe, I guess I'm back on my bullshit.

by dodotrio February 20, 2017

chocolatey bullshit

anything containing chocolate.

nestle is some weird chocolatey bullshit.

by jaykitsune February 29, 2004

BILLSHIT

to use the toilet and leave shit around the ring of the seat.

when bill got up from the toilet he left billshit around the seat.

by michelle October 22, 2003

bullshit area

Have you ever noticed, that when you're stoned, anything more than 3 ft. away from you is complete bullshit. Its just too much effort to stand up and get it, so whatever it is, is complete bullshit.

"yoo.. go get up and get another joint!"
"i can't dude.. its on my table 4 feet away..."
"damn its in the bullshit area... forget."

by brendabong December 14, 2009