beef manhattan 

The art of squating over and shitting between your girlfriend's ass cheeks. Then soon after you ejaculate on the shit. The shit is the beef, the ass cheeks are the bread slices, and the spunk is the mash potatoes and gravy.

After drilling this skank in her swamp hole, she wanted me to flip her over, spread her cheeks apart and give her a Beef Manhattan. I hope she's hungry.

beef manhattan by Tatted Fatback October 5, 2015

beef jockey 

Another word for a flaming faggot

Fuck me that wee lad is a complete beef jockey

beef jockey by OrmeauRoadBadBoy96 September 15, 2016

Beef Thermometer

A mans sex organ (Penis)

Man, Cayleigh is so damn hot. I wouldn't mind taking her temperature with my beef thermometer.

Beef Thermometer by OrgasmicLarry September 7, 2016

beef sheath 

1. Your girlfriend

2. A vaginal cavity, in which you place your man sword.

1. I can't do poker night, I'm going to the opera with my beef sheath.

2. Last night I slayed some serious beef sheath.

beef sheath by Macully Cockin September 6, 2016

beef coin 

A circular, typically dried piece of seasoned meat. Similar to beef jerky, although the look and texture more closely resembles a dog treat.

"Today at work a customer slammed thier beef coins on the counter so hard they flew everywhere."
"If you cant handle a whole beef stick, why not go with a beef coin?"

beef coin by LazyLion820 September 3, 2016

beef water 

the shits, the runs, diarrhea

Co worker: Sup feeling better today?
Me: Yeah sorry. Seriously non stop beef water

beef water by OGsoulskata June 30, 2016

beef slurp

The practice of stretching a thin slice of beef lunchmeat over your mouth and inhaling violently.

It is paramount to maintain proper suction to preform the proper beef slurp

beef slurp by kippppppp June 29, 2016