to bust a hot load on your girlfriend's face/hair right before you break up with her or it's just plain gone sour....oh yea while she's sleeping!
Damn I thought I invented this term and it's definition...I did it myself to a stupid ass biiitch in '03
Damn I thought I invented this term and it's definition...I did it myself to a stupid ass biiitch in '03
"The bitch said something.. I couldn't believe..so I gave the stupid ass cunt a sleeping beauty!"
kinda like the eazy e line
kinda like the eazy e line
by eek zeke January 07, 2008
by Joe J. April 24, 2008
John: So, I heard you bought a hooker last week? You like sex, but it's not like you to buy a hooker.
Dave: Well, I had to, she must have been new, because, damn, she was a sleeping beauty!
Dave: Well, I had to, she must have been new, because, damn, she was a sleeping beauty!
by Big white monster December 30, 2009
(v) To Beautiful Mind. Getting awful results that don't make sense, obtained using the most insane and convoluted ways possible.
Most popular when used in the past tense- Beautiful Minded.
Most popular when used in the past tense- Beautiful Minded.
EXAMPLE ONE
Coworker 1: How did that idiot screw up this report?
Coworker 2: He Beautiful Minded it. He looked up the wrong essay and used the wrong formula to get his numbers.
EXAMPLE TWO
When Jason was asked to write an essay for English class about how the world would be a better place if humans acted together more like a "V" of Geese, he Beautiful Minded together an essay about the downfall of society caused by everyone turning into birds.
Coworker 1: How did that idiot screw up this report?
Coworker 2: He Beautiful Minded it. He looked up the wrong essay and used the wrong formula to get his numbers.
EXAMPLE TWO
When Jason was asked to write an essay for English class about how the world would be a better place if humans acted together more like a "V" of Geese, he Beautiful Minded together an essay about the downfall of society caused by everyone turning into birds.
by BooUrns28 March 07, 2011
by brandon, connor, josh, chance June 14, 2006
Something girls become when they fail at life. Generally they will not be beautiful themselves nor will their paying victims be, once they have covered them in fake tan, half a tub of mac concealer and some eyelashes that look like they belong on a horse.
Boy: So what do you do for a living
Girl: I'm a beauty therapist
Boy: That's not a real thing. Next.
Girl: I'm a beauty therapist
Boy: That's not a real thing. Next.
by Xipe Totec April 07, 2016
by Bill Ludwig January 15, 2005