Baby Lunch

When you have your penis sucked so hard, that the sperm is sucked out before you orgasm.

"Dude, she baby lunched my penis, it was like getting blown by a shop vac"

by BABYLUNCH ALLSTAR May 15, 2010

Pocket-Baby

a term for a person for which you are in a dream-like relationship with

"So what if she makes you stay in, do it for the #bros!"

"I can't my dude; she's my pocket-baby, for which I would stay instead."

by Dougborski February 9, 2019

Baby Toss

1) Towards the end of the movie "Tropic Thunder" when Ben Stiller's Character, Tugg Speedman, tosses a baby named Half-Squat.

2) A throw or toss that is ridiculously short, like coming from the end of a baby's arm

Hellen Keller: The pong-championship rests on this throw, bradah
Kindig: Umph
Hellen Keller: OMG...that baby toss was shorter than my dick.

by Notorious P.A.T. December 19, 2008

King Baby

Someone with King Baby Syndrome thinks of themselves as the center of the universe. They are “kings” in the sense that they are narcissistic and boss others around.

They are also “babies” in the sense that they long for immediate gratification. An infant or toddler can expect others to meet their needs quickly. A baby expects instant gratification.

If a man or woman has “King Baby” or “Queen Baby” syndrome, then they see others the way a toddler sees their parents.

It is what they want that matters, and they expect their wants to be taken care of right away without effort.

"She married a real King Baby and now she's about to have her own child."

by countrywesternboots March 31, 2023

baby door

slang for vagina.

"he totes slammed my baby door!"

"my baby door was knocked off its hinges last night!"

by gurlilla December 31, 2013

crow babies

Children who, inspired by The Crow, dress up in bad gothic costumes.
These kids are known for pancake white makeup, and a propensity for writing bad poetry.

I like this coffeeshop, the crowbabies have not found it yet.

by nulloutput August 19, 2004

Baby neck

The condition associated with the inability to hold your head up during an extreme level of highness. Leaning back on a couch typically resolves the problem.

Me: That couch looks hella comfy dude.
Graham: For sure dude, I got the worst baby neck right now.

by MarkyMarkWahlberg January 30, 2010