register biscuit

A cashier, esp. in a video/computer game shop.

Awright! Last copy of Warcraft III! Ring it up, register biscuit!

by Anonymous December 27, 2002

Biscuit Gnome

An orgy involving lesbians, biscuits and some form of marine life (preferably sea horses), while a gay midget watches.

"Dude, last night i had a biscuit gnome!"

by gytu423 August 13, 2009

Biscuit

ass, tush, booty, etc.

I would like to butter her biscuit

by Phil April 22, 2004

biscuit

A handgun, specifically, a revolver.

"You can't hide no biscuit in yo' pants like that!"

by chalk757 July 27, 2004

risk it for the biscuit

Simply, you are willing to risk the consequences to get whatever reward you are after

Jill: Aren't you allergic to to that? Why are you eating it?
Jack: It's good so I'm gonna risk it for the biscuit.

by GeorgeAlice October 21, 2015

whiskey biscuit

Liquid shit caused by much whiskey drinking

Dude, I just made some whiskey biscuit.

by chefboyardeeznutsinyourmoufus July 31, 2004

barrack room biscuit

Military. A very unpleasant thing. So named from squadie wanking contests. The resulting 'barrack room biscuit' is covered in a lot of spoodge (and is usually force fed to the last man to shoot).

Dude 1: "D'ya see that chick's face in 'Bukkake Cum-fest Volume 9'? What a mess!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, Dawg. Bad as a barrack room biscuit."

by Wizards Sleeve October 1, 2006