stupid bastard

Current president of the united states,
GEORGE BUSH

Oh please..... just watch him....

by Alex Kryl December 22, 2003

Janky Bastard

Someone who is very uncool and generally lies cheats and steals.

Dave is such a janky bastard, he tried to steal my freaking girl from me

by luke chatelain & dave shchlossman January 12, 2004

twos on a bastard

Twos on a bastard is when a men has a one night stand with a women, but if she has his kiddy he ain't sticking around, therefore making the kid a bastard. Also: you can never goes threes on a bastard caus its just unfair on the kiddy.

Michael went twos on a bastard last night with that slag on argos corner

by iamthelazerviking December 26, 2006

bastard

Highly versatile comparative noun. You can be absolutely *anything* as a bastard: as rich as a bastard, as poor as a bastard, as clever as a bastard, as thick as a bastard. It is even possible to be as legitimate as a bastard.

1. "Jeez, what did I drink last night? I was as drunk as a bastard!"

2. "No, officer, I have not been drinking. I'm as sober as a bastard."

by mike2sheds March 25, 2007

Daft bastard

A middle-aged british gambler

That's blackjack. I cant believe i just lost 700 to you, you daft bastard!

by HGHGHGHGHGHg July 3, 2015

queer bent bastard

British slang used for homosexuals (used in queer cinema "Beautiful Thing")

you take it up the bum, queer bent bastard?

by jaw breaker April 5, 2008

Jew Bastard

Anyone imitating, emulating, agreeing with, or not annoyed by a particular dumbass, also known as Lord Packum's the Squire. Sometimes seen "Jewing" on fellow members of the D.S. or vegetating and making ignorant "Jewish" remarks in the most inappropriate of places. Often "Jewing" the final hits from a piece even when it is obvious it is beattums. Acts of Jew-bastardism are punishable by the loss of a singe golden star. It is no accident the act "Jewishness," for all true Jew Bastard stem from the motherland of Greece. Symptoms include stupid grins, random babbling, and the habitual loss and failure to comply with the game of Nose Goes.

FATHER:: "God Dammit, someone spilled a million fucking nerds in back of my S.U.V., and started using my cup holders as ashtrays."

Daughter:: "OMG! What a fucking Jew Bastard."

Father:: "You tell that Jew Bastard, that if he doesn't clean up the nerds and stop ashing in the cup holders, I'm going to cut off his little Jew Bastard balls!"

by SpeedJunkies March 26, 2009