This is where you take a shit in the shape of a horseshoe and freeze it. Then you must find that special someone to use it on. When she is ready, you take your frozen feces and put a condom on each end of it. Then you must proceed to enter her anal cavity with one end and her vagina with the other. While in both cavities, you move one end in further than the other and vice-versa.
WARNING: This process must be done quickly to avoid the unfreezing of the feces. Enjoy!
WARNING: This process must be done quickly to avoid the unfreezing of the feces. Enjoy!
"I found the girl of my dreams! I think tonight might be the night to pull out my Alaskan Horseshoe and get down and dirty."
by silkysmooth85 September 16, 2009
Get the Alaskan Horseshoe mug.The act of placing cellophane over the mouth of an individual and creating a small pocket which is then filled with feces. The newly made feces will keep the mouth warm in the freezing temperatures of Alaska and other northern climes. The cellophane is for sanitary measures. This is useful when camping or when lost in the woods.
"Your younger brother told me that his lover gave him an Alaskan Mouth-warmer last night after intercourse because he was cold.....I thought that was sweet"
by Dr J G July 14, 2009
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A sexual term when a man ejaculates inside the partners ass, preferably doggie style, then the one recieving immediately shits with an eruption of sperm covered shit.
Man it was crazy! i just busted a nut in her ass, and next thing you know i was dodging an eruption of shit and cum flowing from her asshole like a volcano. It was a true Alaskan eruption.
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by Quiksilver86 May 11, 2011
Get the Alaskan Paint Job mug.While having sex in a McDonalds dining room, stick your penis in someone's hole and spin it around at a 90 degree angle, therefore committing an Alaskan 90 crank.
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Get the Alaskan 90 crank mug.A small town of about 15,000 located some 40 miles north of Anchorage. If you take away the surrounding snow-capped mountains, it's as if you're in a small town in the Midwestern United States. It's the cheapest place to own a home in the state, but there is a sales tax. The vibe of the town and people is rather sleazy; most of the population are blue-collar in their living conditions and mentality. Many spacious homes with potential to be nice and well-kept have appliances outside and cars propped up on concrete blocks. Drug deals and manufacturing are commonplace, especially methamphetamine. A good quarter of the population or more work on the North Slope and many others commute to Anchorage to work.
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hey bro, i did the alaskan oil rig on this chick last night, she was all limp than i just filled her up like i was doin a service
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