Multiverse agent magnet

Someone the multiverse agents are always after.

That guy/girl has been a multiverse agent magnet ever since he/she started trying to become the One.

by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021

Penile Alientitis

When ur dick has a smaller dick inside it like in the movie alien

You see that guy with Penile Alientitis? Shit was crazy.

by lmaololhahahehe October 31, 2021

mimi aint shit

Mimi miller aint shit. Simple.

Light skin female with kid, aint shit and never will be shit. Aka mimi aint shit

by Friend of ayrrean November 25, 2021

Ramp agent

Weight and commodities accountant for a high speed aluminum tubing company

That guy is a ramp agent down there loading bags.

by LDrat January 29, 2022

secret agent bitch

When your partner acts perfectly fine in public, but as soon as you're alone they unleash all their anger/frustrations on you

Friend 1: Hey man, she's not like, you know, secret agent bitch or anything, right?

Friend 2: Yeah...she totally is. When we say bye to everyone and walk to the car, as soon as the doors close she starts screamin' at me

by Anterograde February 6, 2022

Rogue agent

Rogue agent is the drippiest mf alive

Yo rogue agent yo Jordan’s are fake

by Cccgggggtyyuujhggy February 25, 2022

Pelican Agents

MEaning tardsy has no appple to peal, if you eat the crust of the banana you gain the trustee funds of pelican agents in yoiur area. its like free sex toys when ya scrubba dub dub you fuck ya mum in the hot tub

Tardsy own quite a few Pelican Agents

by anonymous tardsy April 6, 2022