ASES

ASES stands for:
Attempting
Suicide
Soon

Example:
one can put ASES in their bio on their discord profile so those who want to dm them or wonder why they aren't online as much it because they're planning a suicide :3

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Animbabu.33
#0

ASES!!
I wont be online for a bit if I survive ;3

by .-- .--. -..-. . ... ... August 28, 2023

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Assassination

Oh shit, wow! Holy shit did someone just try to kill Trump!?

Hym "Shit! First a kidnapping and then an assassination attempt!? God damn! I can't fuckin believe they actually tried it! That is wild. Trump shot. A bystander dead. The assassin is ALSO dead."

by Hym Iam July 13, 2024

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Assassination Attempt

When shooting a load at at potential recipient’s face, they turn away and their ear takes the heat.

I had a clear shot at her face, but it just ended up being an assassination attempt.

by Dingelberry July 16, 2024

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Asbestos Mouth

That orificial, facial organ of the digestive system by which a person of refined taste may consume very hot and spicy sustenance, without crying out loud in pain, even at high Scoville Scale ratings of hotness.

"Billy won the hot pepper challenge. He has an asbestos mouth."

"You'd need an asbestos mouth to eat those TV dinners from the supermarket. They put so much pepper in them."

"Ellie went to Jamaica for a bum lift and came back with an asbestos mouth. She claims she needed it for the spicy Jerk Chicken."

"Freddie must have a double-lined asbestos mouth to drink that much Masala Chai hot tea."

"Sanjay's Volcanic Bombay Mix is great if you have an asbestos mouth."

by Etymondeo August 9, 2024

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assed up

Rubbed ass on something such as during sex.

As the woman was passed out on the chaise lounge by the pool and rubbing her nose into it, another woman said "if she only knew how much Ron and I assed up that chair the other night."

by chrispbaconass September 5, 2023

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