old or asian

An Aussie game:
Rules: If someone cuts you off dangerously while driving/in traffic, the driver and the passenger choose between themselves who votes old and who votes Asian.
Then speed up beside the fucker and whichever it is gets a point.

100% Accuracy rate.

Game of old or asian :
driver: "MOTHERFUCKER ALMOST MADE ME CRASH FUCKKKKKK" "FUCKING DUMBCUNT DICKHEAD LEARN TO DRIVE" *beepbeep*
passenger: "Asian yo"
Driver: "it's on betcha $50 it was an old cunt"
*speeds up beside offender*
Driver: "Pay up bitch that could be my mother's lover"
Passenger: "fuck me"

by Averageaussietrashcan May 20, 2018

asian penis

On almost all other academic studies and scientific researches ever undertaken has proven that Asian penises are just as large as Caucasian penises. The average for both are approximately 5.5 to 6 inches. However, Asian men do not stray far from this average, whilst Caucasian men do. For every Caucasian man with a 9-inch penis, there is one with a 3-inch one. And for every Asian with a 7-inch penis, there is one with a 5-inch one. There are more Caucasians with large penises, but there are also more Caucasians with smaller penises, even smaller than those of many Asians. This fact has also been known for a long time, but stereotypes remain widely "accepted."

Hey check out that asian guys' egg roll, now that ain't no spring roll either, but looks like he's packin way more meat and cabbage than I previously thought. Now I know not judge people's penis size by the slant of their eyes. I'm a blond with huge breasts and will strongly consider some asian penis from now on.

by white guy speakin out for the asian half May 23, 2006

asian thunderstorm

When you cum on a girl's face and then lay a huge fart in her face.

Betty was not pleased when i gave her an asian thunderstorm in her mom's room the other day.

by Mike Cannon May 24, 2004

Asian Dragon

A sexual joke when a man, after getting head from a girl, at his climax he jizzes into her eyes causing her to squint like an asian and scream like a dragon

Brian: So, how was Ashley last night?

Andy: Bro, I pulled an Asian Dragon on her!

Brian: Dude! Kind of harsh, but it's about time you showed up that bitch!

by kilometeros October 22, 2008

fake Asian

Someone who looks completely Asian but has no tie to their respective Asian country. They do not have an Asian accent, speak their own language, and did not even grow up there.

"Dude there was this new Asian kid, so I started talking to him real slow so he'd understand. Then afterward he just looked at me and said he's American. What a fake Asian"

by NikolaiSRB December 13, 2009

cock-asian

a major racial slur (and maybe the only insulting one) towards all white people, mainly those who insult asians (orientals, indians, etc.)

cauc-asian
cock-asian

"cock/cauc" is short for this slur

white guy: i hate asians, they suck, thank god i'm not asian!

asian: shut up you cock asain! (he basically just said that the white guy IS an asian and also rides on cocks)MAJOR INSULT

EDITORS DO NOT DELETE THIS, BECAUSE WHITE PEOPLE WHO READ THIS SHOULD KNOW IF THEY ARE BEING INSULTED WHEN THEY ARE CALLED THIS (i am not purposely insulting all white people, i hate those who insult asain people because of stereotypes)

by ASIAN PRIDE!!! September 13, 2005

Asian Pink Eye

Vagina; usually good/unused.

Yo Rockstar, I heard you stayed over at Katie's last night! You get tha asian pink eye or what?

by Backdoor Bren April 12, 2008