Asianuity

A person of Asian decent using their natural high intelligence to come up with an ingenious solution to a problem.

Sarah: Dude, did you see him use that stapler as a wrench to loosen that thing?

Rachel: Asianuity!

by DJ Fat Panda August 27, 2010

Asian moment

An event where an Asian does something that is stereotypically associated with Asians.

I witnessed an Asian moment when I saw Bruce Lee breakdancing and squinting at the same time.

by Yop32 May 17, 2011

Asianments

The small packages of soy sauce, sweet and sour sauce, and hot mustard that accompany take-out Chinese food/Asian condiments.

This rice is dry, please pass the asianments.

by Hous Bin Pharteen March 31, 2013

asian izzy

a girl with Thai parents and is a major slut

Hey did you hear about that Asian Izzy and her new boyfreind

by Defo10/10 August 24, 2016

Asian-Fuck

Annoying Asian person that get 100% in all their maths tests, making all the white people look like dumb-fucks.

White person: I hate all these Asian-fucks.
Asian-fuck: Why you say that. I am a smarter then you is.
White person: Then who was the first president of the US.
Asian-fuck: Shut-up. I must do my homework.

by caldak17 June 12, 2018

Asian Express

A person of mixed race having heritages of multiple cultures from the Asian continent.

Incel: I have a fetish for Asian Expresses.

by Bororus June 13, 2018

Constip-Asian

n. (con·sti·pay·shun): an East-Asian professional or business-person characterized by grunts and/or other vocalizations that sound like the individual is constipated, usually occurring when the individual is frustrated and/or agitated. Vocal noises are unique to the East-Asian accents.

"Man, when I don't get my numbers to Henry Wong in on time he sure turns into a constip-asian on the phone!"

by Christina_Canada November 27, 2007