thomas wright

daddy who always gets all the girls and fucks every hot girl in the fucking class.

Person one: What's his name?
Person two: Thomas Wright
Person one: Oh so he must fuck all the bitches
Person two: Oh you bet?

by JakcMe0ff May 14, 2020

Thomas Pogge

Political philosopher specializing in global justice and John Rawls. Quite possibly the most epic person to live given his surname and his place of birth, Poggersdorf, Austria.

Yo dawg did you catch Thomas Pogge's new book about Rawls? fuck mate it's epic

by anonymous January 29, 2021

Thomas Wilde

An extremely rare, extremely gorgeous and extremely perfect Dutch young man. Thomas Wilde's will treat you right and dick you right all day and all night. This guy is the ultimate lover and has an abnormally large penis.

Damn, my legs are sore. That guy from last night must've been a Thomas WIlde!

by Guy who knows his shit B May 10, 2017

Thomas Affect

Anything tom says or does has a terrible curse on it

nah dont say that bro, its got the thomas affect on it

by georgied17 December 3, 2019

Louis-Thomas

The biggest chad on earth. No human being ever resisted his big dick energy.

My man is such a Louis-Thomas, I can’t get enough of him

by sheesh1616 November 23, 2021

Thomas Humpfy

The biggest hypocrite to ever live and a giant cunt to boot. It is the evolution of any Tom but with some coke or Pepsi and one too many burgers you too could become a over weight twat as well. It takes great pride in hurting others feelings and thrives of attention. If you see one walk at a brisk speed as it will not be able to keep up

This twat is such a Thomas humpfy

by Thesaltyseaseal February 28, 2019

Thomas Mills

A guy with blonde curly hair and no eyebrows. Thomas also has an abundance of energy but gets triggered easily. He tends to spaz on the daily.

Dude, quit being a Thomas Mills.

by SpazGang November 13, 2018