Flat Earther

Someone who doesn’t even have two brain cells. They lack a brain to store said cells in the first place.

Flat Earther: The earth is flat!!!!!!
Sane person: Shut up.

by Pialinist May 2, 2023

Flat fucks

A fun and playful way to say pancakes to strangers.

Ay bro pass me the flat fucks and the maple syrup please I don't want the fat fucks.

by Roberto the great March 2, 2024

michigan flat steak

an old school slang term for the bologna sandwich that is served to guests at the Chicago Police Dept lockups.

Oh, man, my old lady couldn't bail me out, so I had to stay in the lockup and have a Michigan flat steak for dinner.

by Dinosaur of EMS September 13, 2017

Flat Miracle

A male enhancement product made from fix-a-flat and Miracle Grow

I gotta get me some of that flat miracle.

by ac000000 January 11, 2011

Flat 3 shuffle

The budgeted ability of the achievement of a swivelly chair

Person 1: “Shoudlve seen me last night, I had to do the flat 3 shuffle”

by Aiden.Fukin January 15, 2021

Trumpet Concerto in E Flat

That one song from squid game season two. Plays when the players are in the lobby or what should I call it

Guy 1: Trumpet Concerto in E Flat is a melody.
Guy 2: I don't like E Flat.

by ChatGpt_Gibberish January 23, 2025

ya nan flat

An insult used to hurt the feelings of the grandchild of the person you just boned till theyre flat

Ya nan flat ya wee prick

by Ctrlz.onion June 11, 2018