Top Head

When One Does or says something wrong, when it's obvious they are wrong.

Drake:"Give me My Paper back you dumbass"

Joshua:"Top Head on that, that's not even your paper, it's mine.

by BigDurtii January 15, 2011

the top house

Slang for the top pub in a village.

"Alrite lads, u cumin up the top house"
"Imagine if you took those up the top house!"

by Luke Gisborne April 2, 2005

Stove Top

Slang for something that is hot, as in : Top of a stove hot.
Anything that is too hot to handle, can be called a 'Stove Top'

Tracy Morgan has the word Stove Top tattooed on his penis.

by Travesty8me June 30, 2009

top bollox

Slang term for women's breasts.

Capital top bollox madam!!

by Zachary Alan September 8, 2005

Crack top

This is the alternative name for the Hilltop district in Tacoma Washington. This area is the wrong side of the tracks, traditionally the home to black and low income residents.
This area is popular with crack buyers and sellers,known as a hot bed for gang violence and violent mindless ignorant behavior. Where the low life crack head gang dooush bags live and hang out,ya go there to buy dope and hope you don't get your ass shot or robbed.

Is that restaurant on North J street?

No, it's on South J street.

Oh no we aint going there thats on god damm Cracktop I don't

feel like having my car broken into when we go to the

restaurant.

Okay well lets go to all you can shovel then.

Good I'm hungry!

Crack top a shitty place to raise your family!

by Stewart Larkin July 17, 2007

carrot topped

to get fucked in the ass by a red headed male

I wouldn't mind it if i got carrot topped by that hottie David Caruso!

by Jay Mc January 15, 2008

apple top

A small glass container filled most often with coke, however it can contain other drugs such as K (ketamine). Apple Tops of coke cost 10 bucks, a dime. The name apple top comes from the small circular black cap on the small glass bottle that has an apple print on it. Possibly the trade mark of the comapany that produces these small glass bottles.

"We stay slangin apple tops up in the Bricks, 10 for 70 boi. Shits raw."

by B weezer May 28, 2006