A raging rant that is completely uncontrollable, usually having to do with price cuts, horrible business practices, or pointless lawsuits. From the podcast "Buzz Out Loud" were the word originated from Molly Wood after a rant about Apple's iPhone price cut.
Tom: "Calm down! The iPhone is just getting another price cut! Don't need to get into a molly rant!"
Molly: "Shush you Linux hippie!"
Molly: "Shush you Linux hippie!"
by Fluffy.the.Destroyer October 03, 2007
by BulugaDale April 05, 2020
You know the thing where you bring a girl back to your house with the sexual intentions and turns out she has morals and doesn't give it up upon the first time of meeting someone.
by rrmae August 01, 2011
by saii October 04, 2007
Molly-Jo is an amazing, talented, kind-hearted person who puts others before herself, she is an empowering woman, and doesn’t let anything get in her way. I’m her no. 1 fan xx love you mj xx
You should be more like Molly-Jo xx
by I Stan Molly-Jo xx April 23, 2023
Molly Craig-Greene (more famously known as George Weasley’s wife) is an influencer who created Bernardism. Bernardism is a religion centred around Bernard, a tiny rubber baby with a purple face, yoga pants, and incredible belly dancing abilities. Overall, Molly is an amazing person and you should definitely buy her food.
Nick Jonas: Hey, do you know who Molly Craig-Greene is?
Lindsay Lohan: Yeah! She’s that amazing girl who sang Demi Lovato songs to me whilst I got my cosmetic surgery done!
Nick Jonas: Woah, she sure does sound amazing !
Lindsay Lohan: Yeah! She’s that amazing girl who sang Demi Lovato songs to me whilst I got my cosmetic surgery done!
Nick Jonas: Woah, she sure does sound amazing !
by Magicschoolbusdropout January 19, 2021
a gooch is a thing that attatched the ballsack to your anus. it may cause pain if kicked,pinched, poked etc...
by molly&maddis dildo farm December 06, 2016