you're gonna be a father

•You impregnated someone

•Usually when you say this to a certain "person", you are stating that you got impregnated and the "person" is the father
"Hey Jason, I just want to tell that...you're gonna be a father" Lisa said to Jason.
by Mikekael July 23, 2023
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father stew

A guy who likes little kids and is a catholic priest. He is a pedophile and is a close friend to Big Dick Randy
by Yung Chingus May 08, 2024
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My father

My father is the person who jacked it in my mother then found out I was gay and then said "Goodbye son, I'm getting some milk" and was never heard from again
"I wish my father came to my baseball games when I was younger."
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My Father

A massive piece of shit that will quit literally fuck up your entire life. Not only is he an alcoholic, but he's mentally abusive, too! Wow, what a catch!
My Father ruined my life and is the root cause of my mental issues.
by metabolism April 21, 2023
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My Father

A massive piece of shit that will quit literally fuck up your entire life. Not only is he an alcoholic, but he's mentally abusive, too! Wow, what a catch!
My Father ruined my life and is the root cause of my mental issues.
by metabolism April 21, 2023
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My Father

My biological parent. This individual likes to help others and read. This individual is a kind person. However, this individual also likes to comment on the physical appearance of the popular boyband, BTS, all the time. This individual claims BTS dress like “metrosexuals”, but are all secretly “lesbians”. This individual annoys me when he tells me BTS is a secret group of lesbians. This is because they are not, in fact, a secret group of lesbians. Also, the term “metrosexual” is offensive to both straight men and members of the LGBTQ+ community. If all of the BTS members were secretly lesbians, I would love them even more than I already do.
Hey, My Father has a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS.”
“Who doesn’t have a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS?”
by ragazzaeatsthepasta December 16, 2021
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father with 43 years old

a panarama who has a panarama kid
oh you have a father with 43 years old? you must be a panarama
by asdasassdads June 04, 2023
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