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wet fap

the act of masturbating while crying, happens when you're fapping to some really fucked up shit or you're just sad and horny
person A: "bruh you good?"
person B: "yeah why?"
person A: "dude i heard you wet fapping last night"
person B: "..."
person A: "..."
by zero two's darling July 13, 2021
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Cover Fap

When you are doing something bad or illegal in your room, masturbating very loudly so the people in the next room won't come in.
Oh man I just smoked so much weed.

Crap my parents are home! Better do a cover fap so they don't come in
by PintSizeSlash3r April 15, 2011
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FAP

When you meet a girl and you say hey that’s a FAP. My dream girl will have a fat ass pussy.
by KatyRussoProblems June 20, 2025
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Self-Fapping

A term to describe a person who is shamelessly proud of themself, and showers themself in compliments.
Not self-fapping, but omg, these photos of me are so good, it drives me crazy.
by The Lord Meier August 11, 2022
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fap december

you have to masturbate every day until you die :) but each day one more fap time
My son died during fap december.
by mas2000turbator November 19, 2017
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FAP

When one proceeds to Furiously Attack Penis/Pussy (must be a solo act and hopefully until climax)
woke up late so this morning had to fap in the shower to make it on time, life hacks!
by TheDumbdumb August 4, 2021
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Group Fap

When you and your homies meet up to share your time while fapping together. Its all about brotherhood.
Hey bro,are you coming to that group fap?
by NUT CRACKER 69 January 16, 2024
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