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February 25

The day in which the world's most low-maintenance bestfriend came to existence. Someone that has never failed you and never stops showing you their support.
K : Hey! What day is it today ?

J : Its February 25, THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR
by Charred_Kimchi October 29, 2023
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May 25

National go up to Jonathan and pull down he’s pants then suck he’s dick
Boy1: omg it’s Jonathan let’s suck he’s dick

Boy2: omg he’s dick is big 🤤

May 25
by Professor_never_dies1232 May 23, 2022
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sep 25 2009

Person: hiii when is your birthday
,e: it’s sep 25 2009 boi
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%25

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%25 is %.
by zenvio December 23, 2021
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October 25

National kids rule the world day, like fr
Kids will take over for the day. THAT INCLUDES TEENAGERS

SPREAD THE WORD AND MAKE IT COME TRUE
Ella: hey guess what day it is today!?
Erin: oh october 25th
Ella:Nooo, its national kids/teenagers rule the world day
Erin:well then what are you waiting for, lets go
by anonymous October 12, 2021
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25 Minutes To Go

A song originally by Shel Silverstein, popularized by Johnny Cash. The song is about a man on death row on the day of his execution counting down the time to his demise minute by minute, from his last meal until the hanging.

Despite being very dark, the song is considered quite humorous due to Johnny Cash's hilariously animated music video to accommodate the fact that he would die if he tried to re-enact the execution.

Despite a blatant error near the end where he says "Seven more minutes to go," instead of "Four more minutes to go" (which was later corrected in the live version), the song was very well received. Johnny Cash's darkest songs tended to be his most amusing ones as well, after all.
Well, they're building a gallows outside my cell...and I've got 25 minutes to go
And the whole town's waiting just to hear me yell...I've got 24 minutes to go
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January 25

people born on this day will give you the slickittiest wittliest gumbosmackerest wettest guadalupe approved guacamole 3000 of your life.
**Title: "Gus and the Guacamole 3000"**

*(Interior: A vibrant, quirky kitchen filled with colorful utensils and a large, rustic wooden table. A calendar on the wall is marked January 25th, decorated with festive balloons.)*

**Gus** *(mid-30s, wearing a quirky apron, humming to himself)*: Ah, the perfect day to create my masterpiece!

**Narrator**: Gus, born on a chilly January 25, has a talent for transforming the mundane into the extraordinary, especially in the kitchen.

**Scene 2: The Creation**

*(Gus begins slicing avocados with precision, his movements like a well-rehearsed dance. He adds ingredients: onions, tomatoes, a secret blend of spices.)*

**Gus**: (excitedly) And now, for the pièce de résistance, the Slickitties Wittliest GumboSmackerest essence!

*(He uncorks a small, mysterious bottle, releasing a cloud of glittering steam.)*

*(A friend, Alex, enters the kitchen, drawn by the enchanting aroma.)*

**Alex**: (amazed) Gus, what is this magical scent?

**Gus**: (with a wink) Behold, the Guacamole 3000! Guadalupe approved, my friend.

*(Alex dips a chip into the guacamole, hesitantly at first, then takes a bite. Their eyes widen in delight.)*

**Alex**: (ecstatic) Gus, this is... this is the slickest, wittiest, gumbo-smackingest, wettest guacamole of my life!

**Gus**: (bows) My culinary mission is complete.

**THE END.**
by ChIcKeN nUgGeTz In A hOt TuB November 16, 2023
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