The Patriot

The first friend puts a red, white, and blue ASTRO pop up their ass and stands at attention while being fed an ice cream sandwich by the second friend who is singing the national anthem. A third, and luckiest friend, lays underneath the two of them trying to catch all of the red, white, and blue drippings.

Those fireworks make me full of pride and hungry. You guys want to perform The Patriot with me?

by Murphington July 7, 2023

porcelain patty

When you go into the bathroom after your grandpa has just finished taking a #2 and find piece of poo that has stuck to the toilet seat

Man I hate it when grandpa visits for the weekend because he always leaves porcelain pattys for me to find when he finishes using the bathroom

by Zaklore July 11, 2023

Cutie Patootie

Oh Haewon from NMIXX 🌝

“Do you know who cutie patootie is?”
“Oh you mean Oh Haewon?”
“Yes!”

by haewons #1 bbg July 15, 2023

Blizzard Patches

When you eat too much blue food dye and your leaving blue shits in the toilet, much like any game patch released by Blizzard entertainment.

I had so much blue raspberry ice cream I've been dropping nothing but blizzard patches.

by WiCthulhu July 19, 2023

Cutie patootie

Someone so cute you want to squish them up and stick them in your pocket. Aka nay nay

Person 1: dang who's that cutie patootie over there
Person 2: That's obviously nay nay

by Cephxria July 24, 2023

Cutie patootie

Someone so cute you want to squish them up and stick them in your pocket.

Person 1: Who's that cutie patootie over there?
Person 2: That's obviously nay nay duhh

by Cephxria July 24, 2023

Aunt Patty

An annoying Aunt who is always trying to get into your business or talk about politics that was created by Thomas Sanders

Aunt Patty: do you have a girlfriend? Wanna talk politics? What are you gonna do later?

Person: Begone Aunt Patty!

by Okami The Wolf August 1, 2023