madly pussy whipped

When your girlfriend gives you a bed time, blocks all your friends, and doesn’t let you play any video games or smoke weed.

Damn dude I heard that James kid is madly pussy whipped

by Hahdhdbsh April 4, 2020

Fart Pussy

A woman's vagina after she has been ripping farts so monstrous that they tremble from her asshole up into her libia, much like tremors from the fault line during an earthquake.

Wendy had steak for dinner so I'm definitely not going down on her tonight...you know she's got some rank fart pussy going on down there.

by Doug Highpoint July 28, 2024

Pussy Compatibility Factor

The Pussy Compatibility Factor, or PCF for short, is a highly advanced, ever-evolving quantum metric, calculated on a reverse logarithmic hyperwave scale to assess an individual’s metaphysical synchronization with universally recognized, but poorly defined, vibronic energies. Often invoked during moments of unpredictable chaos, its readings fluctuate between 0 and Avogadro's Number, based on an undisclosed algorithm partially written in Comic Sans. Many findings of the PCF can be proven through thought experiments, such as the Gibraltar-Bosenheim equilibrium and Schrödinger's Pussy.

Person 1: I sense that our Pussies are in Simple Harmonic Equilibrium
Person 2: Indeed so!
Person 1: The Pussy Compatibility Factor, or PCF, is a well-regarded and highly useful scale to determine relationships between individuals, which in this case, is you, Person 2, and me, Person 1.

by himothy maguire July 27, 2025

pussy beep

when a lad beeps his big man cars horn but it comes out squeaky and high pitched

yellow volkswagon beetle runs a red light into an intersection
big lad toyota hilux dog: "bep"

hilux backseat bandit: "bruv that was pussy beep"

by techfleecepig January 14, 2024

Pussy

A human with really nice morals, and the ability to commit to one girl and never pulls others. He also exhibits real symptoms of a deadly west niger virus and this cannot attend school.

Thomas Bentham is a huge pussy.

by nobmuncher69 August 9, 2016

Pussy

Pussy is a part of the female body

David went and put his dick in Sarah’s pussy and it felt good

by David the pussy slayer November 30, 2020

Pussy

A pussy is where men and women love spending time. Its like a holiday for hungry animals. The best part of a pussy is called a clit. When you touch someones clit they make out a sound that sounds like a sexual roar kind of noise.

Steve://: hey jonah wanna have sex tonight?
Jonah://: no thanks my pussy is tired after all that work with sam this morning

Max://: *wanks*

by frankiegallagher January 10, 2022