pussy priorities

someone who puts their girlfriend before all else

sorry dudes i cant hangout tonight i got pussy priorities

by pissdrinker7000 May 4, 2023

Dick Pussy

1). A rather ridiculous name.

2). Dick Pussy is one interesting man. He takes nobody crap and has everyone’s address and phone number. A man to not be trifled with, is rather similar to his brother Dock Pussy, but you must not get them mixed up.

Random Man: “Oh my goodness, is that Dock Pussy?”
Random Lady: “Oh Christ, that’s not Dock, that’s Dick Pussy!”

by Lolwhatevermydudes November 26, 2021

Pussy Joker

Pussy Joker was a saying used to refer to common low level street mugs on the Streets of the greater New York area in the 1930's. In the Modern era it is Commonly used to refer to men who trawl dating apps such as tinder looking for a woman to be associated with a cat, talk a about a cat or reference any feline in any form. Then they pounce making an inane outdated innuendo using the word pussy. they then proceed to high five themselves and look extremely smug.

GAZZA; Hey chad check out think chick on tinder shes totes into cats all her profile photos have a cat in them
CHAD: oi bro tell her she has a nice pussy *CHORTLE CHORTLE*
GAZZA: *types nice pussy*
CHAD: nice one bro!
High fives all round.

Tinder cat girl: hey Stacey why are all the guys on tinder such fucking pussy jokers???

by XRAYs January 2, 2017

Pussy

Xavier is the definition of pussy boy with a small dick that’s deformed.

Xavier a Pussy boy

by Mia Lopez August 16, 2020

The Pussy Whisperer

Refered to as the alter ego of someone who indulges in "pussy". It is unknown how people become possesed by The Pussy Whisperer but you can certainly tell when you have been. You behave eratically and begin to whisper whenever you see a mildly attractive minge or pussy stroll past you. The Pussy Whisperer is said to posses people for the rest of their lives, but the current amount of time one becomes possesed is said to be unknown/uncomfirmed.

"Why's that boy always whispering at those girls"
"Oh, he's been possesed by The Pussy Whisperer"

by shekinahleng January 5, 2024

Pussy

Something you're not getting tonight

"I wish I had some Pussy tonight"

by Pussy? February 3, 2021

pussy noodle

also referred to as a Dildo

Pat: man she’s a prostitute

Aniya: she’s a big Pussy Noodle!

by Soapboss September 6, 2018