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national break up with your gf day

break up with her
yo bro it’s national break up with your gf day break up with her
by ok sis October 5, 2021
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National Pension Fund

A system by which the government guarantees all employed persons in the entire nation will get a certain percentage of their income by the time they retire.

This system has been fairly functional up until recently, with current demographic shifts making most current models unsustainable unless states increase the age at which a person may collect their pension.

This has effectively made most of these systems into a literal political time-bomb in the countries in which they have been implemented because the taxes that must be levied against individuals and the companies that employ them to pay for such funds has made it so that only the ultra wealthy or very well off can feasibly keep a private retirement fund, meaning that with every year the government increases the retirement age they are effectively forcing most of the population to work longer than they want to/are able to, which is shockingly very unpopular with voters.
Wealthy CEO: Oh boy I’m sure looking to retire at age 50 and leave my company to my son/daughter so they may do the same exact thing.

Average Employed Person: Damn it’s going to suck ass working until I’m 70 only to retire and have the National Pension Fund recipient age raised to 71
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National grab ass day

It’s national grab ass day on June 11th
Single or taken grab a girl ass
I just grabbed a girls ass because it’s national grab ass day
by Dr.yffb June 7, 2019
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National Bully Rose(becca) Day

Hate on Rose and make her sad day, Oct. 5
"Today is National Bully Rose(becca) Day! Let's make her sad!"
by Ambrosi April 5, 2025
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National kiss a purple hair girl

You kiss a purple hair girl on a Thursday
Smooch smooch on national kiss a purple hair girl
by savethedinos April 20, 2024
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National send titties day

On August 2nd is National send titties day since it's the day after National girlfriends day. Girls have to send their s/o a titty pic.
S/o: It's National send titties day
Her: Okay i'll send them
by greenmop August 1, 2021
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National Make Tall People Short Day

October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.
Boy I can’t wait for National Make Tall People Short Day
by ironninjapi October 10, 2020
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