will-dog

Top donny with that dapper style. Pro fortnite boss man. Man pulls bare bitches with his pro gamer skill. Hosts many controversial opinions but one thing is for sure. This man has one big bunda

My brother will-dog

by Ollie pizza November 20, 2020

dog wedding

An actual wedding for canine companions especially in the case of a "shotgun wedding" for dogs. Not harmful to any dogs or witnesses and typically happens in parts of the country where premarital relations are frowned upon.

I got to attend two dog weddings when I was growing up in the Bible Belt since "dogs are people too therefore dogs shouldn't have puppies out of wedlock".

by M.O.H.I.O.M. March 8, 2021

Met Dog

Police officers who wait at train stations to check if you're free loading.

I'm not getting off here, there are Met Dogs here

by DeliciousDogga November 8, 2016

clam dogging

Similar to the popular "prairie dogging", but referring to a female holding in urine, while urgently seeking a nearby restroom.

Quick Liza, stop the car! I'm clam dogging over here!!

by NewsCan123456 August 27, 2017

Raw-dog

To partake in the activity of sleeping fully clathed on a sofa/bed without the use of sheets or bedding.

“Yo man, I woke up this morning to find Donnie raw-dogging my sofa”

by Tig Bitties and skittles July 22, 2021

dog in a manger

And lo a dog wanteth not the hay, but stoppeth the oxen eating nonetheless.

He's a dog in a manger.

by CtPf on hols June 26, 2017

Cuntly Dog

Skanky jobless greedy lazy person who thinks the world owes them a favour. Super entitled expecting everything handed to them on a plate for free. Usually fat and ugly to boot.

Geoff waited for the supermarket to close so he could skip dive - such a cuntly dog!!!

by Medisia June 3, 2022