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Throw a baby at her face

An expression used when someone says or does something entirely stupid. The expression is related to someone having unprotected sex at a young age and getting knocked-up. Yeah, probably one of the stupidest things you could do. Getting knocked-up leads to babies, and so when someone says/does something really dumb, throw a baby at their face because if they want to do something that stupid, they'll probably end up doing even more stupid things like... oh, getting themselves pregnant. Just, don't really throw a baby at their face, it might harm the infant.

The "her" can be interchangeable to "his" or "their"
Girl 1: Nazis are Jews.
Girl 2: ... You're kidding me.
Girl 1: Aren't Nazis Jews?!
Girl 3: Just throw a baby at her face.
by a living spoon March 20, 2010
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Carebear face

The wide-eyed, estatic face adopted by human females at the point of anal penetration. Alternatively a permanent expression adopted by certain clueless females who believe it makes them look 'sexy'.
I could see her crescendoing to carebear face mode in the wall to wall mirrors as I rogered her.
by Chocolate_Starfish October 20, 2010
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National Grace Face Day

January 2nd is national Grace Face Day! Celebrate Grace face!
DUDE ITS JANUARY 2ND!
NATIONAL GRACE FACE DAY?
YEAH HIPPIE YIPPIE
by SpeedyMcQ March 6, 2025
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blurring your face

When someone blurs their face on their profile picture, it means they’re probably ugly as fuck and are very insecure.
“Why are you blurring your face on your profile picture?”
“I’m ugly as fuck, can’t you see?.”
by berdz May 21, 2022
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Clam chowder face

An unsymmetrical droopy face. Only achieved by consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
Gabby has such a clam chowder face when she’s wasted.
by Henry the reet November 6, 2020
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Face dick

Boy 1:do you wanna get face dick?
Boy 2:hell yeah face dick me!
by Dosisjs July 11, 2019
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happy meal face

a big fat ugly face.

Note: This term derives from a slang pun quoted by Chris Rock in one scene in the Jackie Chan movie Rush Hour (1998).
by legs21 May 21, 2010
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