tar babies

When a smoker runs out of cigarettes and collects the tobacco from the butts to roll one.

She finished the pack last night and this morning was smoking tar babies.

by Zha Zhu February 11, 2021

Nepo Babies

What happened to the best person for the job? It should be the best person most competent person for the job. Is a thing you have said repeatedly. You don't actually care about meritocracy. YOU want preserve your ability to horde opportunities for yourself, your cronies, and your kids. AT THE COST OF EVERYONE ELSE.

Hym "If you don't have a problem with Nepo babies you don't actually have a problem with DEI."

by Hym Iam June 8, 2024

baby flinger

Noun. Person usually a drunken ass hole who acts bad but sucks penis behind closed doors. Tends to throw infants and baby's when their beer or other beverage is spilled.

That fucking baby flinger just threw my son!
That damn baby flinger reminds me of a drunken ass hole that threw a two year old.

by slyhonkeymuthafucka August 21, 2016

baby pedicure

baby pedicure- what a pregnant womans baby gets when you shove your dick all up in her pussy and rub it back and forth in the hole and your cum scrubs the babys feet and the babys feet get a good rub too.

The baby pedicure he gave me probably swallowed my babys feet.

by PinkHxrnySlxt69420 April 22, 2022

baby

the worst thing to ever exist. It should be legal to drop kick them on sight

friend: I'm gonna have a baby!!!
Me: No *becomes sangwoo*

by godlightyagami December 5, 2020

North Carolina Baby Monitor

The act in which a man fists a woman in order to insert a Go-Pro inside of her vagina to monitor the “kids” while they have sex.

Miles is it okay if we do the North Carolina Baby Monitor just to be safe?

by Leapstone October 10, 2025

drool baby

a baby that is very cute and drools, usually upon it's dads hair when its on his shoulders. Usually its parents dress it very cutely and it attracts baby-sex-predators

Theres drool baby, dont show Bill the child-molestor

by LittleBetty October 18, 2010