baby geechee

baby geechee is one of the best beings to ever live! he is a young grookey with a passion for bananas and patato chips. he has superpowers and lives in the middle of the sun! he likes to be with his mother, binkie boog.

“Have you heard? baby geechee is going to visit our town!”
“Oh my goodness! That’s so exciting, he’s so cool and green!”

by binkie boog March 20, 2022

Baby daddy

A baby daddy is a man whom you aren't married to and he has impregnated you. therefore he is your baby daddy.

Me: he baby daddy
My baby daddy: shut up fat whore

by Mag- pag April 19, 2020

Baby Room Shiv

He is an extremely dark teenage Indian, even though he claims he is "Guju". He is barely making it through each of his classes. He only associates with younger people and has a history of abusing young children. in the nursery room. Thus, the nickname "Shiv's in the baby room" was born. Young children frequently use this term, and Shiv becomes extremely insane when people use it, which makes him want to molest them more. Like how Humans have addiction to porn, shiv has an addiction to touching little kids and abusing them. he says he finds internal happiness while touching little boys.

Its Baby room shiv

by SHivuuuuu November 22, 2023

How do they make babies?

Don't seek further information it's classified

Kid: How do they make babies?
Dad: My agents have told me not to give you the answer my son.

by IntergalactalEnergy December 19, 2023

Modern baby names

A name for a new born always containing at least 1 x or z in it. Usually took either 8 months + 20 days, or 5 minutes. Also these names are always stupid. These monstrosities also may contain more Y’s then necessary.

I don’t understand stand the obsession with these Modern baby names. Stop naming your kids after a serial killer.
-Me

Oh cool, how about I name my kid Jackson, but spelt like Jaxxynne, to give it that modern baby name twist.

by RyanTheFox June 14, 2021

Piss baby

Nathan Blake

That kid Nathan Blake is the biggest piss baby.

by emf4d December 3, 2021

Baby shower

When you pull out and cum on her head

"omg girl, so jack and i were fucking and he was about to get off inside me. Instead, he pulled out and shot his wad in my hair!"

"Eeew so he gave you a baby shower?!"

by Danger Usscurves May 26, 2016