Sit on a face day

Today, Thanksgiving, is the only day in November a guy can nut, so why not enjoy it by getting your face sat on?

Eric: I’m heading out
Susie: But it’s thanksgiving, you can’t go
Eric: Oh, that reminds me, today is Sit on a face day
Susie: what does that mean?
Eric: it means sit on my face, now.
Susie: Okay, I guess I have to

by A.Kur November 23, 2023

Gain Face

When you lifting some heavy sh!* and you are focused. You have your gain face on!

John has his gain face on...he must be lifting heavy today

by J-Lee Lingo July 22, 2016

Face

To smoke 1g or more of marijuana by yourself.

Ngl bro I just had to face a whole backwood!

by ZaBabyy4x October 13, 2023

That face

The face you make when you are trying to be corky and awkward

Friend: “ Want to take a picture?”
You: sure

Weird moment of silence: ...
You and that face: ✌🏼😗✌🏼😗

by Zywvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba October 23, 2019

face bra

Covid mask.

Women burned their bra's in the 1960's. Then they burned their men (best friend / husband) in the 1990's.
Now, they are making men wear the bras in the 2020's so they can see equally clear (no longer slack-jawed by a woman's bra) because the face bra holds their mouth shut.

by TX' Speedy July 9, 2020

Open face

When you dispose of used toilet paper into a trash can and put it in poop side face up (recommended in country’s such as Greece)

I had took a nasty dump in Mykonos and put my diarrhea covered tp into the trash open face

by Karl McCarlson December 31, 2024

Coco Pop Face

When someone who is EXTREMELY pale is covered in lots of freckles to make their face look as if it was a bowl of milk and coco pops

Abbie: You have loads of freckles and ur very pale
Laura: I know, I have a coco pop face

by iwannaskrtttttohellll March 27, 2019