A website that delivers all the gay news about Naperville including jobs, events, and crime. Most of the crime is done by niggers except for the E Sam shit. Any comments that are posted saying anything that does not fit a liberal agenda are deleted and the user is suspended.
X Nad: Why did my account get suspended? All I said was "Lets guess who" on a article talking about the armed robbery in Naperville.
K Kee: It's the Naperville Patch! All the writers are fag liberals who suck JB dick.
X Nad: Oh ok, that makes sense now
K Kee: It's the Naperville Patch! All the writers are fag liberals who suck JB dick.
X Nad: Oh ok, that makes sense now
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