Turkey Balls

A man's saggy, wrinkly balls that hang low (sometimes below the knee). Best used for tea bagging.

"Goofy totally has Turkey Balls." or "Goofy sure has some nasty Turkey Balls." "OMG! I like totally just saw Mickey sucking on Goofy's turkey balls!"

by NuttersNutsack July 16, 2013

Ball weld

When sweaty testicles become stuck to the inner thigh.

Jack: John, why have you been scratching your balls for ages?

John: You don't understand, man, I got a bad case of ball weld.

by Pseudonaut July 25, 2013

Potato Balling

The placement of two small (or large) potatoes in a man’s shorts or Speedos with the express purpose of attracting women through his supposed physical endowments. This is a sad act engaged in primarily by men who are quite short or very pale skinned or skinny or butt ugly. Also, it is the gait affected by the man with said potatoes in said shorts.

“Look at that little skinny guy Potato Balling down the beach. His jewels are moving too independently of each other to be for real.”

by AhLaVache August 26, 2013

stinker ball

A stinker ball is a whitish colored popcorn-like ball that is usually coughed up. When said ball is smashed, the smell is like death.

I coughed up a white thing and omg it smelled so bad. I shall call this creature stinker ball

by Queen lamb September 17, 2013

nine ball knuckle shuffle

playing with one's balls.

I saw Tommy doing the nine ball knuckle shuffle yesterday in his room. He really needs to stop jacking off on weekdays.

by Stickee Fingaz September 22, 2013

ball fuzz

Ball Fuzz: the frustrating regrowth of hair on a man's balls, that make your sneeze, due to his lack of proper maintenance.
Ball Fuzz: The fine hairs on a pre-pubescent male genitals

Sally," Jon's ball fuzz was so long it not only made me sneeze, but poked me in the freaking eye!"
Sally" After going down on Frank, I hacked up several pieces of Ball Fuzz"
Sally " My little brother has a lot of Ball Fuzz"

Jen," Sally how did you get all those scratches on your face?"
Sally, " WARNING< do not attempt Tea Bagging a man with Ball FUZZ!!!"

At Christmas Sally gave all the men in her office razors in their stockings, to eliminate their Ball Fuzz ( Sally is the office Whore)

by The Only Baby Girl October 9, 2013

dog-ball syndrome

A person with financial or otherwise privilege acts in ANY manner they choose, simply because they are able to.
"Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can!"

"He just got that lambo...why did he get it painted like a hot wheels toy?"

"Dog-ball syndrome"

by Mountain_god October 19, 2013