nah I'd win

was said by satoru gojo before fighting the king of curses ryomen sukuna

**Gojo does not win**

yuji: "Sensei, whos stronger between you two"

Gojo: "hmm if sukuna regained all his strength then it'd be a tad difficult"

yuji: "would you lose?"

"nah i'd win"

by Jujutsukaisenfan1234 December 25, 2023

Squidward Wins

A brutal deconstruction fanfiction where Squidward Tentacles finally gets the amazing life that he's always dreamed of by getting sweet revenge on the people who make every day of his life a living hell.

"Squidward Wins" is a favorite of many Squidward fans.

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 23, 2021

Alec "Ball Win"

The Alec "Ball Win"

When you getting a bj and she says dont nut in my mouth

So you pull out and shoot her in da face.

Credit: af, db

Last night with the misses i went full Alec "Ball Win", her mind was blown....

by Mint Dogs November 3, 2021

Polish win-win

To fool someone twice.

- I can't believe you've convinced her to borrow you money second time. And it's the second time you're not considering paying back!
- Yeah, win-win situation.
- Yeah, Polish win-win situation.

by ojciecpolak February 17, 2022

bi-winning

Winning simultaneously in two dimensions, i.e., winning here and winning there.

When Charlie Sheen is bi-winning, he's "banging 7 gram rocks" and pornstars at the same time, a win-win situation.

by Johnny Milkshakes March 23, 2011

Bi-Winning

To win here and to win there.

I'm not bi-polar... I'm bi-winning.

by Porter34 March 20, 2011

I don't play games, I win them

When two people are arguing and one tells the other to "stop playing games"! Yet the other person is always right, so they don't play games... they win them!

Dude: "You really gotta chill out and stop playing games!"
Dudette: "I don't play games, I win them!"

by GlazeHer June 4, 2025