¡¿What the foci?!

¡¿What the foci?! is an expression that is relatively unknown and unused, considering that each year millions of high school students worldwide experience a great need for such a phrase. This phrase is simultaneously a profane question and exclamation, and so a fukquestatement. Within the realm of high school mathematics, a "focus" is a point within the interior of an "ellipse" (a circle that stayed out too late the night before, i.e. ellipsicated). An ellipse is one of the conic sections aka connexations sic. In fact, there are two such points, and the plural is foci (as in octupus / octupi). Students are often asked to find the foci of an ellipse in a homework problem or on a test. Typically, this situation arises in the spring of the school year for students in Algebra 2.

Some students had no problem figuring out the details of conic sections during the exam. However, the twins, who had instead been pondering the associated study of connexations earlier that spring instead, did have a problem. After being asked to describe the two most important points within the interior of an ellipse, bewildered and frustrated, the twins simply felt ellipsicated, looked at each other across the room and nodded in silent agreement, ¡¿What the foci?!

by nothinc April 6, 2019

What the Fail

A way of saying what the fuck or wtf and the same time as expressing your feelings about the event in question being a fail.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Justin Bieber not knowing what German was?
Guy 2: The language?
Guy 1: Yeah man.
Guy 2: Dude, what the fail?!

by bird875 May 7, 2010

what. the. frick.

when you are surprised, confused, and in a church all at the same time.
see WTF and WTH

P1: lmao look up blue waffles
P2: what. the. frick.
P3: WHAT THE HECK WE'RE IN CHURCH P1

by yardardar April 1, 2021

What the McFuck

When you wait in line for Szechwan sauce at McDonald's for an hour, but then the employees tell you that they sold out at 5 am.

Employee: "I'm sorry ma'am we sold out of Szechwan sauce this morning."
Greg: "WHAT THE MCFUCK??!!"

by the kid from that one class October 14, 2017

What's a Ned?

A newely developing meme from CrankThatFrank from his twenty one pilots video of the music video chlorine.

Tyler: We have to clean the pool for ned
Josh: What's a Ned?

by BoiDafaqqq January 24, 2019

Whats swappin

The alternative way to say “whats up” but youll have more clout saying “swappin”

Michael said “whats swappin b”

by Michaeldeeznuts August 17, 2019

Wynnum What

Notorious group of good looking, intelligent people online that like to complain about fireworks, helicopters, roaming dogs, group cyclists, whilst supporting their local clubs “up the gullies” or “up the mighty buggies” and occasionally doing a vorteke.

“ did ya have a guise at the Wynnum what page and see some punk let fireworks off again”

“Good dam helichoppa at it again, wonder why? Might have a guise at the Wynnum what”

by Wynnumwhatter February 16, 2021