vagina harmonics

An old trick created by Keith Richards on an early tour.Harmonics are created on the guitar by having a women hover their vagina over the designated fret. He once did it live on stage. He was later arrested for it.

Hey Keith instead of using your finger use Francine's hairy pink taco...we'll call it vagina harmonics

Incest is gross...but vagina harmonic are hot

by Clearance Drinkwater July 22, 2006

oatmeal vagina

When you fill her vagina with rolled oats and fuck her until clumpy seamen begins to seep out.

Your sister and I got real kinky last night. Let's just say she has a nasty oatmeal vagina.

by The Sexy Taco September 8, 2016

Throbbing vagina

When your masturbating and you pit your finger in to find your so horny it’s throbbing.

Omg Becky my throbbing vagina wants something inside of it!

by Dr Philly Jr SUBSCIBE BITCHES June 29, 2018

Morvens Vagina

Morvens Vagina is a scrumptious blend of fruit and fresh spices designed to get the taste buds tingling.

"Yum, Morvens Vagina is WELL tasty!" *licks lips*

by Emma!&Morvy! September 20, 2006

vagina bone

The crease present where the thigh meets the abdomen in physical fit females. Often enhanced by the pelvic bone.

"That girl is wearing her pants so low that her vagina bones are showing."

by fluxquanta January 2, 2012

cold vagina

(n.) A term used to describe deliberate inattentiveness on the part of a female, typically given as punishment for something said or done on the part of a man; analogous to the "cold shoulder" in men

John: I hooked up with Amy at that party last Saturday and Sarah found out.

Dave: Aww dude, that sucks!

John: Yeah, she's been giving me the cold vagina ever since.

by Doc. Chim Richalds December 8, 2010

Whiskey Vagina

When a female has gotten too bent off of long island ice teas and can no longer function enough to participate in the act of sexual intercourse. Trying to get it in is just not happening, sorry boys. The female equivalent of whiskey dick.

I brought him home but dammit whiskey vagina prevented the want some get some.

After 5 long islands I blacked out hard core, tried to have sex...whiskey vagina strikes again!

by AOIIs In the Bathroom February 24, 2011