tool

People who think they are better than other people but really aren't.

Dude, B^3 are such tools.

by Cpt. Olimar February 2, 2008

tool bag

A male between the ages of 18-24 who wears clothing that is way too baggy. You can find him walking next to a girl who should obviously be with you instead. He can often be spotted wearing a flat-rimmed baseball hat that represents a team in the NL East. When approached and intimidated, he will constantly wipe his mouth with both hands before he is about to fight. On the road, he can be found in his mother's car. Examples: Audi, BMW (beamer).
He will be gripping the wheel at 12 o' clock and will be bouncing his head to rap artists who nobody has ever heard of.

"Look at that tool bag over there. How on Earth did THAT guy get THAT girl!?"

by BFass December 18, 2012

tool squeezer

a home , batty boy , stink dinker , punter or over all ass pounding chump.

"they guy in the pink shirt with the emo hair cut and tight pants is a tool squeezer"

by bonegigger April 23, 2006

tool belt

strap on dildo, sex toy.

that is a very nice strap on you have there

by dev October 26, 2004

tool

1) A person who is difficult to be around a "piece of work"
2) Someone who does stunts to get attention
3) A person who tries to hard to be cool; a poser

Teenage boys, Posers, "Cling ons"

by Mary Margaret July 18, 2008

Toolesk

Toolesk-adjective: To act in a manner that other percieve as being a tool

Jayne: Like omg did you see charlie acting ganster last night?
Trip: cha, I wouldnt miss seeing a toolesk charlie

by rusty jenkins July 3, 2007

Tooligeous

Fat Tool. Acts like a Tool religeously.

Bushey is "Tooligeous", he whitied in my car after 2 shots.

by ND, BP, SU February 7, 2008