twitter creeper

A Twitter creeper likes and/or retweets a person's tweet with rapid-fire succession. Other forms of Twitter creeping is replying and liking or retweeting almost every tweet a person sends out, which can be very uncomfortable.

Jeez, it feels like I can't say anything on Twitter without "John Doe" pouncing on everything I say. He's such a Twitter creeper!

by Rusty Peters August 4, 2016

twitter auntie

crazy bitch who follows a person's pregnancy through social media and feels an attachment when the baby is born

tara: omg look he growin up so fast!!
eric: whose baby is that?
tara: this girl i follow on twitter
eric: omg bitch you're a twitter auntie

by lowkeylonely March 3, 2016

twitter

a site for douchebags and hoes to verbally-fight other douchebags and hoes.

Jax- You see that fight between Kaya and Layla!?
Nick- No where was it?!?!
Jax- On Twitter!

by al pal April 3, 2016

sneaker twitter

a big fuckfest

wow, this group of people reminds me of a sneaker twitter.
@learningszn

by @learningszn October 13, 2018

Twittered

The art of explaining long paragraphs by a short sentence in emails or during conversation.

Joe often gets twittered at work by his boss.

by Ritz Bet August 19, 2017

Twitter

The spot between the twat and the shitter

Dont forget to wipe your twitter

by Bug launcher March 1, 2019

Twitter syndrome

The incapability to comprehend pieces of text that exceed the length of a Twitter post. See also: tl;dr

You admitted to having the attention span of a toddler, by stating that this 2 paragraph bit of text was too long for you to read. You have a clear cut case of Twitter syndrome.

by Serpentine Storm March 9, 2019