Twisters

keys to ones house....car..office ........or anything that you feel you deserve.

" Man that girls so fine I bet she will give me some twisters in about a week"

by mrbenzo1 April 21, 2009

Twitter

Twitter is for hooligans and douchebags with nothing better to do than tell us why they are important. Sort of like blogs or Us magazine.

I just twittered about my big meeting I had earlier

by Ninja L November 13, 2009

twitter

to masturbate with a flaccid penis, to ejaculation.

i just twittered, came all over the sink.

by Dr big sexy April 18, 2009

Twitter Fingers

When a man plays with Clitoris and penetrates at the same time.

Action a referred as Playing Old school DJ with the Pussy.

“He gotta do Twitter fingers to make me cum”

“He gotta have Twitter fingers to get to work”

by Frstar27 June 20, 2019

Twister

Oh my god I can't believe noone has mentioned the yummy ice lolly yet... Well basically if you don't have a clue what I'm on about then I'm on about an ice lolly with twisting strawberry and lime around a stick thingy and then with creaaamy pineapply bananarey stuff aswell. Yeah and basically they're cool... OK I admit I'm bored and writing this thing, but I'm so fucking hungry, it's all I could think of! Sorry you poor bored bastards...

*Slurps* "Ahhhh twisters are the best ice lollys ever."

by St. Arzy October 4, 2005

stan twitter

people who spread more awareness during a time of anger and injustice than billionaires and influencers, oh and they’re probably either gay or depressed.

wow i can’t believe literal teenagers on stan twitter are doing more for BLM than widely popular celebrities with giant influences.

by cloudykindnes June 1, 2020

Twitter

verb, noun

1. When a girl uses her fingers to rub her genitals for sexual pleasure.

2. Female masturbation.

3. Ideally done with fingers but can also be done with dildos, vibrators, shower massager, cucumber, banana, etc.

4. It's what you do when you don't have a man to pleasure you.

5. Can be used to treat insomnia, stress, and menstrual cramps.

6. A mood elevator.

Allie twitters vigorously in the shower by allowing the water to fiercely hit her lady part causing her to have an orgasm since she doesn't have a man to do it for her.

by justanotherdirtymind September 10, 2009