Twat Tots

The female equivalent of a 'Man Child.'

Anna and Heather are both being catty bitches.
"Would you two knock it the hell off? You're both being major Twat Tots right now." Melanie scolded.

by vulgarqt December 9, 2017

Twat Swat

The muff-diver equivalent to a cockblock.

"I was finna smang but got twat swatted by that Becky...with the good hair."

by Jayquellin Cashmoney May 18, 2016

twat demon

1. Someone who craves any, and all vagina
2. A man that knows how to work a vagina like he has one.

That guy is such a twat demon! His life is all about getting vagina!

by Jordan2333 July 20, 2009

twat-humped

To get all up on someones junk and there personal space

That bitch just twat-humped you!

by Adam the twat-humped October 1, 2011

Teeter-twat

Related to teeter-tot back n forth, up n down, etc...
My definition- pussying out on decisions, promises and/claims of your word

He teeter-twatted about lending me the money after the wife got wind of it.

by TwerkyWorder July 12, 2018

fuckle twat

Noun.

A person who is just fucking up at life to the extreme.
Extreme fail at life.

Mary forgot to add sugar to the cookie dough recipe, what a fuckle twat.

by Theechinita April 17, 2014

Conniving Twat

Someone who tries to talk shit on you behind your back, make situationions worse, and stirs the pot when issues are being brought up.

My sister is such a conniving twat.

by Duckslayer1234 May 15, 2018