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Space song

The really sad song on those one YouTube shorts.
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Space song just kicked in on YouTube shorts and now my house is flooded from tears 😭.
by HamimationsFanNumber15 September 20, 2023
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Space Blizzard

Space Blizzard Is A YouTuber Who Uploads Commentary And Gaming Videos
Yo Have You Seen Space Blizzard Last Video Its Great
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SPACE SURGEON

a really smart bloke

no, he is not a MD and has never been to outer space

but he's a really smart bloke

everybody loves SPACE SURGEON

who wouldn't

seriously
hey gurl are you space surgeon because you be lookin like a smart bloke
by Iloveelderlypeople November 19, 2020
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author spaces

A popular website like a portfolio for authors that presents various blogs and articles, exchanged on daily, weekly or monthly basis.
I have sent my latest post to be public shed on Author Spaces
by anonymous October 21, 2020
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Space Cadet

The space cadet is often lost in their own thoughts deeply pondering something but they cannot verbally explain it to others so they often seem spaced out of conversations and ditzy. Meaning others mistake them for not being as hyper aware of their circumstances as they really are.

The space cadet has the potential to say profound and often thoughtful things when given the context of what they missed. The space cadet misses key moments in conversation while trying to think with their full cognitive focus.

This person frequently thinks of far greater in scale things than their current surroundings, like a cadet examining the magnititude and complexity of space. When the space cadet returns to earth, they have such a unique and often unrepresented perspective to share.

The space cadet likely rejoins the conversation far later than they intended to and the subject has changed since then so their thoughts seem disconnected from the current conversation. The space cadet may be so lost in thought that they do not respond to their names or notice others attempts at getting their attention.

The space cadet may also finds themselves naturally drawn to using medication or weed due to how it helps them relax their overthinking and zone out into deep thoughts.
1."Dude ____ stopped responding 2 minutes after we started this conversation."
2."I bet ____ has already lost focus on what we were talking about."
1. "They are such a Space Cadet, I wonder when ____ will return to earth and reply to this".
2 "Likely after the high wears off. ____ zones off so much and loses track of their of thoughts when they try to explain what's on their mind".

1 "Idk why ____ does not just try harder to speak clearly and stay focused on the conversation. I always have to explain what has been happening or what they have said since they zoned out.".
by alex2xander March 11, 2021
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space monkey

- Did you hear about the USSR's secret plan to mate humans with monkies for a super human, monkey army?

- I thought the Americans or maybe Hitler's scientists beat them to it?

- No, they just brainwashed their civilians to fight their wars.
- Right, no need for making monkies, they already had tons!

- But, yeah, sounds like some monkey business.
- Sounds dumb to me.
- So if a Russian goes up a in rocket, is that a space monkey?
- Yup.

We gave all those humans with low intelligence some alien-grade technology,
to enhance their brains and their intelligence.

What did they do with it?

They put a Monkey in space.
They nuked each other a bit.
And
They started brain control programs against their citizens.

What happened when you gave regular people advanced, alien-grade technology?

All hell broke loose when we gave those Monkies space-age technology.

I think we would have been better off with a bunch of Monkies in space.

What did they do with the electromagnetic mind altering, alien technology?

They used it to torture their fellow low intelligence monkies.

Guess we'll just need to learn how to live with these new age space monkies.

You mean space age monkies right?

Yeah.
Man, did you hear about the USSR's plan to mate humans with monkies?
Yeah a weirdo space monkey.
by monkey_in_space April 13, 2021
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space monkies

Back in the day Stalin's ape-man super warriors were supposed to take over the world.
Planet of the Apes style.
Mean-while Britain and other Euro-style countries had already colonized most of it, in very monkey fashion I might add.
What happens if humans start to call themselves scientists and experiment on each other and unsuspecting civilians?
Well, you get a bunch of space monkies with alien-grade technology and all hell breaks loose.

What do you think of project Northwoods?
- space monkies
What do you think of project U2?
- space monkies
What do you think of scientists in Stalinist Russia?
- space monkies
What do you think of scientists in Hitler's Germany?
- space monkies
What do you think of Nagasaki?
- space monkies
What do you think of mk ultra?
- space monkies
What do you think of that idiot with a laser beam?
- space monkey

Well give these people a break!
Wouldn't you just be another space monkey if you got all this technology?

Yes, but I know it.
I don't think these titular scientists and strategists do.

NOTE: not to be confused with the alt rock band from Britain, Space Monkeys
Did you hear the commies had program to mate humans and monkies? Yeah I did, what a bunch of space monkies!
by monkey_in_space April 13, 2021
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