chair

the thing yiu booty go on when yo leg go to bend

maximillion: i sit in chair

yeah: mm hm

by mm hm January 30, 2023

Chair

The art of siting on your girlfriend’s stomach while fingering her and beating your meat at the same time until she cums and you shit

Yoooo me and my girl just did chair😏

by _27<3 October 21, 2023

Chair god

It is a lot of chairs balancing off eachother and not falling off

Lets build the chair god at break

by Kaddle April 30, 2021

chair step

Sit in a chair. now remove the chair but stay standing. now you can march!

Chair stepping, every marchers worst dream.

by magpie.87 July 21, 2022

Cuck chair

A mysterious piece of furniture allegedly handcrafted by overenthusiastic “design geniuses” named Bruno, usually French, who insist it’s avant-garde when in reality it’s just uncomfortable and morally confusing.

Rumor has it the Cuck Chair is a limited-edition model from the secret Kool Klubs Klub, where everyone pretends they understand “modern design” but secretly wonders if they’ve just been pranked by IKEA.

Bruno said it’s a commentary on social dynamics, but I think he just built a Cuck Chair again.

by TheBulgy November 5, 2025

chairs might

cheers mate in aussie

-I bought you a drink
=chairs might

by baalbaking58 April 18, 2020

Red chairing

The act of masterbating in a red chair.

John: I was red chairing till 3am last night
Lisa: I was to

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021