There are many definitions:
1. The meaning of Irony.
2. An improper fraction - can be turned into a mixed number.
3. You don't have your glasses on, and immediately after the second half, you think third.
4. Seconds. (See the irony)
5. When you have a whole pizza, just to yourself, and when you ate the pizza, you're fat but still lazy and 'hungry-bored', so you buy another pizza, and you were intended to eat it all (The Fourth Half), but your brother/sister sees you eating the pizza, and commands you to give him/her a half, so you do (but you don't tell him/her about the other whole pizza) and you ate the half, so you've eaten three halves, you fata**.
1. The meaning of Irony.
2. An improper fraction - can be turned into a mixed number.
3. You don't have your glasses on, and immediately after the second half, you think third.
4. Seconds. (See the irony)
5. When you have a whole pizza, just to yourself, and when you ate the pizza, you're fat but still lazy and 'hungry-bored', so you buy another pizza, and you were intended to eat it all (The Fourth Half), but your brother/sister sees you eating the pizza, and commands you to give him/her a half, so you do (but you don't tell him/her about the other whole pizza) and you ate the half, so you've eaten three halves, you fata**.
1. Oh how the irony! I asked what's going to happen in the third half!
2. What's a whole add a half. No, not one whole and a half, the third half!
3. Huh? What's that? Don't you dare eat the third half of the pizza.
4. I'll have seconds on the third half!
5. .........third half........
2. What's a whole add a half. No, not one whole and a half, the third half!
3. Huh? What's that? Don't you dare eat the third half of the pizza.
4. I'll have seconds on the third half!
5. .........third half........
by Weird but truth! April 2, 2017
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by Chip ahoys April 28, 2024
Get the MArcus brown quii quii quavious the third cousiton Dequavioun Lumug. When you're just reasonably attractive in a first-world country, but panties drop when you land in a third-world country.
by identikit June 16, 2016
Get the third world hotmug. Blue (Crewmate): Pink is clear, I was with him the whole time. Has to be orange.
Pink (Imposter): Yeah, Orange is imposter.
(Blue is third impostering)
Pink (Imposter): Yeah, Orange is imposter.
(Blue is third impostering)
by kamakiwi October 31, 2020
Get the Third Impostermug. 
third-cousin-twice-removed.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
Get the third-cousin-twice-removedmug.