bleed the system

The act of draining a substance while, simultaneously, consuming said substance.

Example 1:

I really had to drop a deuce mid dinner, so instead of letting it get cold, I bled the system; I finished it while on the can.

Example2:

Q: where's Squirty?

P: he went to the bathroom to bleed the system.

Q: bleeding the system?

P: he didn't want to leave his beer unattended so he took it with him to piss.

Q: atta' boy, no sense in sobering up mid piss!

by hurtn squirtn February 3, 2012

Quambabulation system

This spectacular and unique sounding word is about to absolutely frazzle your mind, also it is a way of getting out of sounding like a utter wasteman when you don't know what to say when someone ask or said something

"oi cunt you know the other day i grabbed that cat and kicked it"
"Yh nah cunt thats just the quambabulation system"

by Shodai March 28, 2020

The bubblegum system

A system full of great people and also very comforting. The host is also very nice too :) They love anime and has hair dye all over their house. Also their hair is very cool.

The bubblegum system member’s are very comforting.

by Lilgayy November 21, 2021

Deci Grading System

A commonly used system for rating physical attractiveness, the person in question is given a mark out of 10 to one decimal point. For example Kate Hudson would score a solid 7.8 out of 10.

It is more commonly referred to as the D-Grading System.

Hey that girl looks hot, what is she on the Deci Grading System?

Let's d-grade new girl.

God he is so ugly he needs d-grading

by chilli boy shah August 24, 2010

Specialist system

Battlefield 2042 ruiner

The specialist system suck and dice is changing it back into class system.

by Belkan February 3, 2023

Darkspeed Systems

A chad group agianst the Lightspeed Web Filter. They create proxies and games for students.

Friend: "Man, im so bored and lightspeed filter blocks everything."

Me:"Use the new games site by Darkspeed!"

Friend:"who tf is darkspeed"

Me:"Darkspeed Systems is a W group that creates games and proxies that bypass lightspeed"

by Thetntteam May 17, 2023

Flagging System

An abusive urban dictionary system that gets normal words banned from the website.

Definition: Racist: The hatred of people of a race
Idiot racist: WAHHHHHHHHH!!!! HWO DARE YOU!!!!!! *uses the flagging system to take it down*
*Day passes*
Definition: *deleted*

by Stupid Af July 24, 2021